willabee:

ALT

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braindeadbunbun:

cognitohazardous:

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

beesmygod:

“women are my favorite guy” is the phrase of the summer imo

podcastwizard:

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

• “jesus christ” “who’s that”
• “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
• referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
• adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
• “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”

feel free to add more

literalliterature:

babygirl i can waste time i don’t even have

pre-raphaelisme:

School for Dragon Babies by Edward Burne-Jones, 1884

bigandgreedy:

disappointment3265:

bernard-jackson:

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

bayesic-bitch:

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and “out of touch” came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.